The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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