this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
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Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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