I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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