We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
