I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My penis needs a shock collar
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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