Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
there's paper in my vomit.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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