let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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