with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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