You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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