just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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