I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
barbara walters just said penis...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
