quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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