Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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