Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
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She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
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He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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