I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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