Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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