You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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