Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
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