he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
