Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
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I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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