Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
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