absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
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Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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