Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
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Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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