wake up i wanna do it froggy style
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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