On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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