lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I wish i was in the wii world.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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