The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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