There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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