Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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