My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
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I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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