Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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