Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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