True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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