where does the pee come out of this thing
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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