remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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