I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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