I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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