belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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