I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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