You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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