My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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