I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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