I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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