no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
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It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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