He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
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Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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