I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
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dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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