You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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