happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Damn victory sex feels great
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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