yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
