I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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