Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Everything about him screamed your future.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
