How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
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She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
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the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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