Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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